Written by: Matt Moskovciak Starring: Noah Forman, Dru Johnston, Cathryn Mudon Performed at Maude Night on May 13, 2013 at the UCB Theatre
This was a fun sketch I got to do in Bellevue’s last Maude show. It was written by the famous Matt Moskovciak, who is heir to the famous Moskovciak Dumplings fortune (not true).
Harold/Lloyd Audition Advice
Here at TCGS, we are nowhere near above putting Chris in harms way for a little shameless promotion. That’s why when we reach 5,000 Facebook likes, we’ll begin putting together the Watermelon Boarding episode!
Dru is by far our most cartoonish and absurd writer. He tends to bring up almost exclusively ideas that involve burritos. That is not an exaggeration. He is currently pushing hard for an episode called WATERMELON BOARDING where the first 45 minutes of the show is the entire cast and audience removing juice from watermelons and the last 15 minutes of the show being me getting waterboarded with watermelon juice. (To give you the rundown of votes on this one, Dru and I are way into it. JD and Duke Ponzetti are not into it. Emma Noble remains quiet and cagy, as is her way.)
This is a horrible, stupidly dangerous premise for a show - and we’re kind of really excited for it. So, like us on Facebook, help promote the show, and watch us put our friend in danger.
AS A BONUS, camera operator and manager of the ZeroLaughs e-mail PATRICK COTNOIR has graciously agreed to send the 5,000th person who likes our Facebook a signed headshot.
Better get on that before this face is all over Twist magazine.
Seriously though. Facebook. Tell your friends.
(Thanks Andrea Streeter for the flyer.)
Coaches who charge a LOT are rarely the good coaches. You notice that yet? Yes, there’s exceptions and stuff — you know it when there are exceptions, like if you get one of the very top people who is doing an occasional thing. But in general for your regular coaches: don’t get played, young uns!
Sure, I’ll put a number on it. I think $30 an hour is the top for a regular coach — that’s for a senior coach that you KNOW is good. $20 an hour is probably more like it. Tell me if I’m way off, veterans, and I will post here if so.
I charge $5 per restaurant scene and an additional $2 per waiter. It usually works out.
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Now that I am doing the Tumblr thing again, here is some Chris Gethard Show fanart that I did a while ago.
Posters?
WHAT.
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE’RE SEEING THIS.
Legitimately fantastic.
Easily one of the silliest things I own: A Rudy Giuliani autographed baseball.
I got this when I was 9 or 10 at the prospect park bandshell. Giuliani attended the little league opening ceremonies and threw a few of these bad boys out into the crowd of lil’ sluggers. I caught this one. And for some unknown reason I still have it. It sits in my desk next to my Wayne Gretzky autograph.
I’ve always said the Giuliani was the Gretzky of being a prick.
Really really fun sketch from this months Bellevue show. Written by Dru Johnston-Knowles (he recently married Beyonce).
Cathryn and Joanna are both really great in this sketch. I love how confused the audience is at first and then is totally on board by the end.
In one of my favorite notes, Delaney said this sketch worked because we gave the audience the chance to feel smarter than Shakespeare. You’re welcome audience.
Here’s a sketch I got to do in Bellevue’s January show. Written by the disgustingly funny lunatic Nathan Min.
It should be noted that Nathan does indeed work in a lab.
Drexel University
For this month’s Bellevue show myself, Mike Antonucci and Laura Willcox got together and recorded a bunch of silly shit for our transition songs. Noah would come into my room when he felt like it. This is my favorite of the bunch… An ad for Drexel University.
COME TO THE SHOW TONIGHT! SEE HOW THIS FITS IN! ALSO OUR OTHER SONG GEMS! ALSO WE’RE WITH FAMBLY WHO IS GREAT!
Tickets: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/26193
I WAS IN MY ROOM WORKING!!!!!!!!!
